Wednesday, May 4, 2011
The Death of Capt Carbon Sequester
We are sorry to formally announce the death of Capt. Carbon Sequester. He passed away late last night after sucking on the tailpipe of an idling car that some irresponsible person left running in an attempt to filter the carbon emissions through his body. After several minutes of mouth-to-tailpipe, he had fallen unconscious and later was determined dead. We give great thanks for his concerns about the environment and hope others will do their best to preserve our great land..... with common sense of course.